fucking french toast
ur supposed to eat it
Hullo every desperate procrastinator that has the misfortune to wander onto my blog! I hope it helps you postpone that paper you're writing!
i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there
Has there ever been a more perfect human being?
do atheists say oh my god
yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.
Happy 40th Birthday, Misha. You are an inspiration to many, we love you dearly!
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"