Ironic Choices...Some not so Ironic
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Hullo every desperate procrastinator that has the misfortune to wander onto my blog! I hope it helps you postpone that paper you're writing!

officialfrenchtoast:

craigcest:

fucking french toast

ur supposed to eat it

dellbelle39:

shut up leo you’re lame

lintott:

i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there 

hannahismyharto:

chelseawelseyknight:

cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

Slay

Literal queen

mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

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vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well

towongfoo:

vinebox:

IM WEAK

TEXRYCUVIBCUTYRXTEZ

humanitycas:

Happy 40th Birthday, Misha. You are an inspiration to many, we love you dearly!

squeezethosepotatoes:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"

grawly:

hellomynameisalyssaanne:

ignoring the fact that it says pepis, pepsi throwback is the best kind of pepsi. 

please dont ignore the pepis

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